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Golly, What a Map!

It is a so called selfy taken by me.

    I needed a passport size photo for getting the internet access device and rather than go to the studio and pay 100 INR took one myself and paid 50 INR for the prints - that is the minimum charge and you get four copies. All my requirement was one and I could save 50 INR in the bargain.

Why am I putting it over here ?
I am terribly impressed.

I really look 

the dirty old man 
that you claim  I am.

I must congratulate you;
it is  a tremendous achievement.
keep it up! 
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signs of desperation

UNREQUITED


30/05/13 22:06:20 GMT

UNREQUITED

“Enikku etathiyute veena kelkkanam”
do you remember that dialogue ?
      I watched that mt vasudevan nair movie ages back and i have forgotten every thing about the movie; except for those words. The picture memory of that scene is etched indelibly in my memory – the girl wants her former lover's wife to play the veena and cool her nerves.
I know the feeling; the veena is so soothing!
     But I do not have any one to play the veena for me - there is no live music in my life.
I will have to do with the next best ; And recently I have been getting lucky that way.
     For the last couple of months I have a Ku band satellite dish and the free dth of the doordarshan. 
Luckily it has not been compromised as yet. but not for lack of efforts. All the tv channels disappeared some time back. When I re-tuned most of the tv channels have disappeared – it could be some technical change but the doordarshan at thiruvananthapuram on my telephoning told me there has been not change in the format of the video or any such thing. But as I said earlier I am not very keen on movies and as long as the radio transmission is available I dont care. 
The star attraction of the radio part of DD DTH is AIR Raham - that is how tamilians pronounce ragam and it is All India Radio thiruchirappalli, trichy for short.
    Vividh bharathi is also there and what shammi kapoor said on one of their anniversaries is very true – “desh kee sureeli dhadkan” has got “CLASS”. but  I can catch VBS on my philips transistor radio as well and the sound reproduction is better with the radio - the reason could be the cheap speakers I use for my DTH.
   AIR Raham is dedicated to classical music – live concerts. And my favourite is veena – IT IS SO SOOTHING. You switch off the lights and indulge.
“veena kambi murukku, murukkoo;
mal prana preyasee paatooo madhuramai.
Ganathinte lahariyil ennile nhan,
alinjalinjilllatheyavatte”
who said that ?
NOT ME! I never got a chance.

Dil ki har baath adhoori hei, adhoori hei abhi;
thumse ek aur mulakath zeroori hei abhi.

preLoadedSoftware





THE FACTORY LOADED SOFTWARE

12/21/11 04:07:11 PM GMT


        the words came out loud and clear from my television set:
“nayinte makkallu;

ontammmkku kottunnu.”


        No; it was not that I was watching a porn movie in malayalam; on the contrary. the words were part of a running commentary on a football match for the santhosh trophy being telecast by the national channel of doordarshan.

       again NO; it was not a stray comment caught accidentally – some one was directly speaking into the mike.

       I was in agarthala then - in the north east india on the other side of bangladesh ( allar mekh de, paani de ! ). The tournament that year ( around 1991 - 92 ) was being held in kerala, if I remember correctly in cannanore - It has to be somewhere in north kerala for the catch phrase looses its sinister connotation once you move towards the southern part of kerala where it is a very innocuous word.

       Feel bad about it ? That I am putting it in the public domain after all these years ! Dont worry; you go to the “officer” police and he can always arrange a dr. sujathan to declare that it is all signs of “mental unsoundness, HARBOURING jyothi”. mark the words - “harbouring” dr. S is a “genius”.

        But there is a catch – it is possible that this episode of the telecast is still available with the doordarshan's archives.

      But, again, you don't have to worry over that also – the higher judiciary of kerala state will see to it that any petition that i file to prove a point is never admitted – animal's like cheriyathe jyothi do not have legal rights. You can say anything about him or do anything to him with impunity – thank you judge.

       I am an avid sports fan ( there  was nothing much I could do there but watch and drool ) and real fond of football - yankee: soccer. And there was a reason - My school had a very good football team. you talk about bending like beckham and all now a days but I have seen it all, in those yonder years. Of course not exactly beckham but some thing akin to it.

       In my school days a football match between L. B. College, my Alma Mater, and french school ( ecole de garzon ? ) was something like a hockey match between india and pakistan. 

       And what I remember most vividly was a free kick – I think it was jagannathan from the opposite side; the ball rising slowly from the midfield, curling in and sliding just under the cross bar into the net with our goal keeper, for once, reduced to a humble spectator. I still can feel the awe which I felt. 


          And tell you what; I have an aversion for cricket matches and the way it is being given priority on the national channel even cancelling news bullettins to accommodate the money spinner for doordarshan. I think rather than the charm of the game, the fact it is very commercially viable could be the one reason for its omnipresence in india.


      What I am trying to impress on you is that I have been listening to live telecasts regularly; but I never had heard any thing any where close to the comment I have mentioned above, any other time I was listening to sports telecast, whether in english or hindi, or any other language for that matter – I can follow a couple of other indian languages as well.

       That is a typical keralite for you - he is a slimy crook. it is the rule, not the exception. He ( or she for that matter ) cannot help it - it is built in; factory loaded - that is putting it in IT terminology.

       To make him a sober person you have to tweak him. And there is a limit to which one can tweak a software.

        You cannot change or upgrade the operating system – the machine is not compatible with an improved version. The poor chap is left with whatever has been preloaded.

       For example you cannot run win xp on this computer on which I am working now - with a P III 700mHz processor and corresponding paraphernalia it cannot crunch the numbers. – I have got a licensed copy of win XP for which I have paid in hard cash with me but it is lying idle for my P IV system has been compromised.

        Now how am I concerned about it ? Am I trying to improve the world or give moral lectures and all ? Not at all, I mind my own business; and even here I am doing exactly that. 

        the fact of the matter is that these are the type of characters I am forced to deal with in my day to day life now a days. I per force have to speak out. . . . . and i will.
. . . to be continued 

embargoThe


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EMBARGO
12/26/11 11:44:20 AM GMT
LIVING ACCOMMODATION
        that is me in front of my shack, a one room (outer diamensions 4mtr x 3mtr ) “apartment” with a single brick wall 4'' thick and one door and a small window. I have spent around 100,000 INR on this structure - that is a huge sum by my standards.

          this is where I have been living for the lasts six months; life is miserable with no space even to turn around. the floor is earthen and the walls bare brick with the joints not even pointed and spilling cement on you; but beggars cannot be choosers. of course, things have improved since I moved in in june 2011. a varandah was added later on and the additional space made available that way is a real boon under the circumstances - I got the verandah cemented recently - that is a couple of weeks back.

        The basic idea of building the shack was to tide over the period till the construction of the cloister was finished. After that it is not going to be of any use to me. however I do not intent to dismantle it for the amount that I can recover that way will be only a fraction of what has been spent - so rather let it be.

         I would have loved to live in a proper house with at least minimum comforts, in a civilised way. and my experience is that one can easily manage a house on rental in thiruvananthapuram for 3000 INR per month. with the amount spent on the shack i could have stayed in a rented house with all facilities for more than two years and if at all the cloister was being constructed it would not by any standard taken that long.

        so where was the need for this  extremely expensive and rather wasteful construction ?  by the way one of the strategies of my admirers over here is to exhaust all my money by hook or crook and make me a beggar - more about it in an ensuing blog.

          I have accumulated a few things over a life time and all were, and still are, lying helter skelter in the open – they used to occupy a rather big house mostly two bed room types and obviously cannot be contained in the one room I have where I have to find sleeping space as well. The elements have done their share of damage and many of my things have been irreparably damaged or destroyed. this loss could also have not happened if I had got a house to stay.

then why the shack ?
and not a proper rented house !
       well; It is not because there are no houses for rental available in thiruvananthpuram any more
The real reason is
the embargo
put in effect by the indian secret police;
the plain clothes thugs put “on duty” by the government
to force me to change my ways!
no one would dare hire out their house to me
even if i pay them five thousand per month.


         the Shack however, has its own positive points
i must say 
       first and foremost i got out of that "killing ground" i have been taken to in aluva, alive!
       and for another thing, i am saving a few thousands on monthly rent (the four thousand i was paying for the "net" in kzh was the highest i have ever paid and in trivandrum it was mostly around 3000 per month) - a big relief for a fellow of my financial status 
        and together they make putting up with all the physical discomforts of my stay in the shack  worth the while.


EKING OUT A LIVING
          my sole source of income now a days is my pension which comes to 6500 INR  per month - that is exactly half of what an unskilled labourer can earn as wages in a month. I matriculated in the first class (  I was the best out going student of my school that year ), I have a first class degree in life sciences ( there again I stood first in my class ); and in deed, I do have a degree in medicine. still I have been without a regular income for the last six years.

the reason ?  ditto !
again, it is not that I am particular that I will take up only a particular type of job or
any such thing.
and here as well, the reason is
the embargo
being enforced by the indian gestapo it is a plainclothes policeman who calls himself cbi “officer” and his stooges from other spy networks of the government like the so called “special” (? pakkichi ) branch of the local policemotto “you show me the man; we will find the crime ).

       an interesting anomaly is that every one of the dozens of plain clothes thugs put on duty of “looking after” me, is  drawing a salary at least four times my monthly income for the “duty” hse is  performing. of course when “national security” is involved money spent cannot be allowed to cramp the style of the “officer” police.

        And for that matter the “nunna sekharans” are doing an excellent job effectively preventing me from eking out a living, ensuring that my communications lines are intercepted and tampered with 24 x 7 and that I am denied all human company.

        the local "gentry" the self-styled "intelligentsia" are enjoying the spectacle and joining in, jeering, gesturing, commentingthe indignation of the "righteous" !

MY ULTERIOR MOTIVES
       I, for one, am not exactly enjoying the drama. I have ulterior motives - I am a “disorderly” person.

         I am convinced there are enough rules in the law books to take care of this sort of situation – the party will be over in a jiffy, just like that and that wont be in the interests of the “eeeMans” ( eeeMan meaning “master” is the term ordinary mortals are supposed to use to address the “gentlemen”; for example “esSsai eeeMan” ). the eeeMans are acutely aware of the fact – that is why they never come out into the open  and strictly restrict themselves  to covert operations.
         the job is entrusted to the secret police and not the regular police. these characters operate through proxy. my information is that every spy can appoint three locals as his kundans. the amount to be paid to these catamites is another source of income for the pakkichi police – their funds are not audited. the long and short of it is that once you get into the pakkichi police you can have a rollicking time; no risks involved.

       all that is visible outside is the pBirds which announces to habitual offenders ( pullikall) like me by its frequent shrieks that the gestapo is in the near vicinity - the locals are told these are migratory birds.

       that way the gestapo ensures that hse does not leave any trails and one has a problem there – a court will need evidence. well; thanks to the re-assurances of the intellectual giants of thiruvananthapuram, the spies have taken me for granted and in turn this has resulted in tell tale evidence landing up in my hands. 

        obviously there has to be records for these sort of activities, and  whether you call it "protection" duty or harassment duty is immaterial even the indian gestapo cannot afford to deny what is going on on ground in an affidavit filed before a court of law. and that way the very admission of my petition in a court of law will sound the death knell of this indian edition of the gestapo( it is a plainclothes policeman who calls himself cbi “officer” and his stooges from other spy networks of the government like the so called “special” (? pakkichi ) branch of the local police.  motto “you show me the man; we will find the crime” )

        The result is that decisions in my case are being forced to be made in the privacy of the chamber without hearing me - that is injustice and not justice.

          all the same, I have not given up hope; the final word has not yet been said and rest assured I am going to try again. all that i require is a hearing in an open court - that is not too much of an askand yes, I have to hurry

       could be this time I might find some one bold enough to take on the might of the indian secret police !
 – be on the look out for epoch making events.
see Yaaa . . . ….

and rest assured mr. spy ,

gun fodder
this disorderly person is going to make you look
a real bloody “Orderly”.
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ps. you can find a better formatted copy of this particular blog on 


PhoneBillFake201108


updates


20111129
ahalya

20111125

that is my home telephone
+91 472 2802028
as on 20111031 
the secret police can call this number
but I am NOT allowed to call you.


A. THE GIST
I. This is in the context of the recorded message I am getting from my home phone, no.472-2802028, that the line has been taken out of service due to non-payment of bill.
II. That is NOT right.
a. I got a telephone No.472-2802028 ( Account No. 9027696381: Customer ID:4013847942 ) installed at my present residence on august 03, 2011 on all india shift from kizhakkambalam (484-2682505) under ernakulam telecom.
b. there were no bills for august 2011 in existence till end october 2011.
copy of a photograph of the web page of BSNL's  selfcare portal taken on 11.10.2011 ( the time shown is gmt) denying the existence of a bill for my account for the month of august even in october 2011 is produced herewith.
 below is a copy of the above pic from picasa embedded as 
i find the above pic disappearing from this page
 
From thiruvananthapuramTelecom
a copy is also available in the album latest additions
on slide show on the side bar of this blog

c. The first bill I received for the above telephone installed on 03 august 2011 was bill number and date 130628024-06/10/2011 for the month of september 2011 delivered to me by post on 21.10.2011.
i) In this first bill, over and above the total charges of Rs.553.70, an amount of rs.1,305/- has been shown as due in previous balance column A making the total amount payable rs.1860/- ( the previous balance was to be ignored if already paid.)
ii) I made enquiries about this so called previous balance in the accounts section of the sdc at cto trivandrum and was told that they could not trace the origins of the above amount anywhere on their system and that there are no previous bills for my telephone in their records – that was as in the third week of October 2011.
iii) I later on telephoned the TR dept of the thiruvananthapuram telecom; they also expressed ignorance about the previous balance of Rs.1305. In fact the person on the phone suggested that I pay only the original charges and wait for clarifications on the so called “balance” amount.
iv) I paid Rs.554/- by cheque, the charges for the month of september on 24.10.2011 and also wrote to the accounts officer enquiry and complaints at press road office of BSNL about the error in the bill vide my letter no.info/11/03 dt. October 22, 2011.
d. On 31/10/2011, I came to know of the fact that my telephone has been taken out of service for “non-payament of bill” - I do not know since when.
e. Later in the day on 31/10/2011, I got a copy of a document marked as “Bill Number and date O-120544380,06092011” from the accounts officer TR, office of the pgm thiruvananthapuram telecom.
fake cooked up phone bill

i) A comparison with a normal bill ( e.g. number, date 130628024 - 06/10/2011 mentioned above) will put the genuineness of this so called “bill” definitely in doubt.
ii) I have first hand information from BSNL officers themselves that such a bill ( it appears to be a computerised one) did not exist any where on their system till the latter half of october 2011.
iii) photograph of the web page of BSNL's selfcare portal mentioned in para II. b. above clinches the issue.
g. the amount of this so called bill O-120544380,06092011 which came into existence some time in end of october appearing as previous balance in the september bill dated 06.10.2011 is ridiculous.
h. now the least one would expect is that I will be allowed reasonable time, to pay the bill, jhootta hi sahi , after dispatching it to me. However, the authorities were in a desperate hurry to cut off my telephone line!
III. Under the above circumstances, taking my telephone out of service for non-payment of bill” on 31.10.2011 is completely unwarranted and highly irregular.
IV. I would expect the telephone company  to make amends and
                        A. restore the telephone services to me forthwith
as well as
                       B. allow me reasonable time to pay the out-standings after the “bill” Number & date O-120544380,06092011, came into existence.

B. THE ANTECEDENTS
here I am trying to put things in their proper perspective:
A. The staff at nedumangad bsnl had been lying to me about my shift application and sticking on to their false statement till they were found out and exposed.
I had made an application for shifting my home telephone no.484 2682505 under the ernakualm telecom to nedumangad before I shifted my residence to the address given above.
Ever since I got a residence certificate from the karakulam panchayath on 15 july 2011 I have been making enquiries about my shift application at the nedumangad bsnl almost daily; and all through the nedumangad bsnl had been telling me that they have received no communication on the matter.
I got the same negative response from Bsnl nedumangad on 25 july 2011 as well. That same day, 25.07.2011, based on information received from bsnl aluva I made enquiries at the post office that serves nedumangad bsnl. The post master of pazhakutty, nedumangad, was kind enough to tell me that the above letter from aluva had been delivered to bsnl ndeumangad on the 04th of july 2011.
I went to the office of the pgm thiruvansnathapuram telecom with this information and on their telephoning the bsnl nedumangad the letter immediately resurfaced and a telephone was installed at my residence without further ado.
That means officers at bsnl nedumangad were lying to me all those days since july 04, 2011 i.e. till the cat was out of the bag!
I did not pursue the matter further for I thought rather than souring the relationships from the very beginning we will make a fresh start. But that was not what the bsnl staff wanted as evidenced by the goings on later on.

B. the usage data  on the BSNL's  selfcare portal was being manipulated and tampered with.
My adsl connection was being disrupted repeatedly and I had made a photograph of my usage details from your selfcare portal and put it on the net making the goings on obvious to the wide world.
Within no time I found that the data regarding the adsl usage for the period till august 09, 2011 disappeared from the self care site.
Later still I found that no usage data whatsoever was available on the net for the month of august for my telephone.
The so called bill I am afraid is an inflated one. I usually do not make more calls than the free ones unlike as shown in the bill for august . But as at present there is no way I can clarify – no usage data for august is available on the self care site. The most recent development, that is the last time I visited your portal, is that the site for checking the usage is under “maintainance” ! ( I feel “manipulation” would be a more apt terminology)
I, in fact, literally stopped accessing the net from the adsl for a fortnight or so ( 10 to 26 if I remember correctly ) in august for I found it even worse than a dial up connection of the late ninetees! Added to it were the multiple repeated disruptions making it almost impossible to be of any practical use.

C. my caller id facility was being suppressed :
Then I found that the caller id facility of the phone part was being suppressed, most likely with the intention of facilitating the criminal elements who would want to make calls to my phone without the risk of them getting identified.
The immediate response to the complaint about the caller id facility was that the whole line was cut off for a couple of days. The story going on was that a card in the exchange got corrupted – there is an analogy here with what happened on your self care portal ( usage data disappearing) described earlier.
Incidentally the services available on my connection as per the self care portal mentions      LAND LINE NON CLI PHONE !
I wonder what that is! 
Has it got anything to do with the caller id facility ?

D. my address on the bill was mutilated.
The address as given in the bill for september 2011 was different from what I had given in writing and had completely wrong PIN and place names. The aim probably was → non-delivery of bill → non-payment of bill → an opportunity to cut off the line for “non-payment of bill”
I was aware of this possility and had in deed made enquiries at the sdc cto repeatedly during septemeber and had ensured that there was no unpaid bill for 472-2802028 till they came up with the bill for sepetember some time in the third week of october
C. CONCLUSIONS
          I have a land line telephone from the bsnl ever since 1996 and all through have been making payments regularly without even a single instance of non-payment. Mostly I was making payment through ecs and this time again I was planning to do so; but it was one of bsnl own staff members who suggested that I wait till this particular bill is cleared.
         that is the normal pattern of behaviour initially. For example but for the help from the bsnl aluva I would never have been able to trace the letter about the shift; they even provided me the number of the registered letter and the post master at pazhakkutti took pains to go through her records ( though not obliged to do so in any way ) and tell me that the letter has been delivered long back.
But the whole scenario changes once the indian secret police kicks in.
        incidentally I have not yet got the deposit I had paid the ernakualm telecom. I telephoned them and got immediate response. In fact the person concerned called me back to check that the address given is the correct one - venkode p.o. Or is it PANGODE ? ( for obvious reasons – the indian army had put up with me for ten years ! ) and I was told that the cheque was on its way.
      That was a month back; and the cheque has not reached me yet – I am not surprised; not at all.
      My conclusion is that BSNL, some of their staff at least, is fighting a proxy war against me.
Rest assured – you do not have to do it.
ViceMan
20111109

ps. now a days I am on my wireless internet modem the charges are Rs.20 per hour and it is halved during night hours.The document can be made off line and uploaded in a jiffy; to save money I post pone heavy work to the wee hours of the morning. 
All the same, I will keep you posted.
Thanks; see yaaa . . . .]


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201112
complaint step 01
 to the nodal officer of thiruvananthapuram telecom 
delivered on 20111109
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11/17/11 01:07:59 AM GMT
SANER COUNSEL PREVAILED
and I found the telephone working at around 1000hrs on 20111115; thank goodness - it is a bit of a problem here without any other access to the outside world.
I do not take credit for it; not at all.
See,
In this country there is no rule of law.
The three Pees
Paisa ( Money ), Power, People
are the only things that matter here.
I do not have any of them.
That means you can do anything to me and get away with it.
If some one is making a decision in my favour it is simply because of the inner decency in them.
I am a despicable wretch;
but if you are a gentleman you wont do the dirty even on cheriyatheJyothi;
if you are a scum, you will do it.

          My complaint has been delivered to the nodal officer of thiruvananthapuram telecom on nov 09, 2011 As an emergent matter concerning disruption of services, you can approach the nodal officer of the ssa at the first instance itself as provided for by no.IV. 2.of the web document “Consumer Grievances Redressal Mechanism in BSNL” and the nodal officer was to acknowledge as well as take a decision within three days – but nothing happened.

        by 20111114 my appeal to the pg appellate authority of kerala circle was ready and it would have been filed on 20111115. and as expected just before the matter reached the CGMs office the embargo was lifted.
         I was expecting this and had checked the phone just before I was to leave for tvm to personally hand over the appeal to the appellate authority.
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MINUTES 11/17/11 08:33:34 AM GMT
telephone line cut off ( is dead ) an hour or so back.
Complaint lodged from my usb device- docket no.15389966022.
Usb device not being allowed to log in → reboots puter and removes batteries -> press power switch5 - 7 of times → reboot → log successful → uploads photo of appeal to picasa → range goes down to nil → I disconnect. I will try again; let us see.
time now is 1535 hrs GMT 20111117
telephone still dead
able to log on to net with usb wireless from reliance
what happened to my land line phone +91 472 2802028 
is simple straightforward tampering.
when i dial the number from 9349558387 my usb device i can hear the ring but the machine here is dead - and does not ring.
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